Monday, September 1, 2014

9.1.14 Eventually, I Got Smart


Photo: Once upon a time....
I was taking my somewhat customary walk, after work, down along the Arroyo of the Connecticut River, near my office and home yesterday, when I came upon a woman I had known years ago, though daughters being best friend. She was seated with her sister, on a folded blanket, by the side of the dike, drinking wine, having a snack dinner, and laughing as the sun began it’s descent.

She recognized me at first by name, re-introducing me to her sister, whom I was introduced to maybe 15 years ago also, and then promptly forgot my name as she made small talk with me.
I wished them a pleasant time having a riverside sunset dinner, and walked on down the one mile to the path’s end, the ancient Oak, the deer path down to the river, and the perennial flock of Cedar Waxwing birds’ home in the vines beneath the trees.

Years ago, my middle child was 7, and began going to a charter school in the hill towns of this area. She flourished there, and in that small class she was in for so many years was another child to become a dear friend. Eventually they were at each other’s homes, and I was often driving them to and fro, as their mom was. 

And so it came to pass that, as a parent, I would encounter this fellow parent over and over, in our town, at school, and eventually at a campground , where their family and ours often spent a week or so camping with our kids each year. 

At the time, we had lived in a series of homes- two of which we owned, and then a total eventually of 21-  19 rentals. I had great difficulty living in apartment complexes where people parented in less than stellar ways. I simply, with an upbringing one could call ‘unthinkable’, could not manage. Thus we always were renting houses that then became unavailable eventually, when they were sold or rebuilt. 

We sometimes rented houses that had been, unbeknownst to us, “over” ‘treated’ with a pesticide, and as the symptoms (swollen lips, bronchitis the family-side, pale faces, twitchiness, and more ) became apparent, my time spent researching (with two babies and one older child, pre-internet time) increased until I realized the situation and forcibly pressed my poor husband out of that rental, with three children, two dogs and three cats, and into another. Which was new, and made of all kinds of fake, off gassing materials, which of course made us sick in new ways noone understood at the time, so we then had to enlist the help of all of our loyal friends and family to help us move once again to an additional rental. And another. And another, as circumstances changes, despite my abiding efforts to secure us a home that we could stay in.

When these two children met and became fast friends, I would go deliver my child to their immaculate, new but very fashionable home,  just enough in the woods to be lovely, but still accessible to town and school. The floors were clean, the laundry always in the process of really being folded, versus stationed somewhere looking as if someone was just about to fold it..any minute….really….actually, probably not. And this child’s mother made  wonderful meals on time,  and kept her perfectly clean, organized, decorated, multi-bath roomed, home. She would greet me during child exchanges, and as these things go, at times we would begin to talk about this and that.

Now, we parents all know that sometimes this blossoms…into something fun and light, or a deeper connection- that, when the children no longer like each other, can either end or be continued by adult choice. And sometimes it simply does not fit.

 So she and I would talk, and she would talk the way most of the very nice, normal mothers I was surrounded by talked. About school events, and recipes and child activities and tv shows and …I guess ….so many things that , at times, we had in common, and for the most part, was like two people with half a shared language struggling to find common ground. 
  
Which was fine. Very nice person having my kid over while her kid came over, being a responsible parent I-could-trust-with-my-kid-even-when-they got-the-inevitable-school-age-lice-together. Over and over. And Over. And then went to camp together, at the last minute . She pesticiding the crap out of her kid’s head once and for all (she hoped) so that kid WOULD be happily ensconced somewhere ELSE for a week away and she would have 1/3 of a breather. Right?

 In the meantime, at said moment, I was sitting on the hood of our car, 2 miles down from the camp in question, in the same situation, with a partially hysterical husband irritated and overwhelmed out of his mind, one older kid at home, and the younger one twiddling his fingers trying to tolerate the situation while I slowly and methodically, one last time, dipped my kid’s head in essential oils, to kill the suckers, and then slowly and painstakingly located and removed every single little sucker egg from her sweet, semi-tantruming, mortified head, in order to deliver her to the beginning of the camp, trying somehow to look NOT like she had just spent hours on the hood of her car with her family in various states of emotional disarray while her mom nit picked her, successfully , I might add.

I often was in the position of being with other mothers, and feeling quite like a different species altogether. At Gymnastics, they would line up, perfectly dressed,  smaller children playing quietly and politely, while we all gazed obediently through the huge windows toward our soon-to-become-completely-famous small children, in their gymnastic clothing, going through the paces. 

At times, the owner of the school would pull a mother aside at the beginning or end of a session, and quietly talk to them of the child’s acceptance into the next , more elite level of classes. In which case, no one would ever say one word, but the child and mother would disappear from the group experience, to reappear at another time with another group. 

We parents were carefully urged to increase the number of classes a week, as a way of ensuring the eventual arrival of our beloved progeny into an elite group of pre-Olympic gifted individuals, with more and more pressure exerted upon both parent and child. Until the sane ones, in my mind, agreed with the kid and said ‘uncle’, and left off the whole escalating deal, never sure why the middle ground of love of gymnastics and development of upper body strength and agility could not have been enough.

It was with these parents that I learned the different-species deal, although when my husband brought kids, he fit right in with all those moms- discussing recipes and things that simply baffled my mind. Here were the main topics at the start of one lesson- 
1. How terrible it was to try to get your husband to eat vegetables. 
It simply never occurred to me to try to get my husband to eat anything. I mean, we were friends and lovers and partners and parents. Why would I think about trying to make him eat anything?

2. How terrible it was when one’s daughter tried to go to school with a wool pleated skirt on the bottom, and a velour top.
Really. I kid you not. And it went on, so many things they cared about and agreed on, and felt passionately about, none of which I had ever given a thought to, being a different species interested in different sorts of things, I guess. 

Eventually, I got smart, smiled, and would park myself on the bench, taking out a million things that either I was studying or needed to do or organize in a notebook, intermittently standing up and going to lean on the huge glass windows and watch my passionate kids doing their hard gymnastic work.

As years passed, I learned to understand the fellow/parent dance- the code words, the tell tale signs of resonance of interests or complete lack of anything in common. 

When one then gets to know , somewhat surreptitiously, the parents and homes just enough to decide it is an ok place for the kid to hang out and play, and eventually measure up to the additional standard of ok to have overnights at. 

I learned to have the prerequisite conversations that were polite and sincere and just enough with groups of parents that might have been from Pluto, and then settle myself down and do what I wanted- watch the kid soccer game or singing lesson or horseback riding lesson or basketball game or martial arts class- you name it. Watching enough to be involved and care and be there watching your sweet kid when they look over at you at a particularly stunning or miserable moment, but having things to do in bits and pieces that you could fill your own needs too.

I remember often filling capsules with herb formulas at indoor soccer games. The other parents would sidle over, and ask me what that amazing aromatic smell was. I would explain the Cardiovascular or Blood Sugar, or Bone Density or Sleep formula, they would look at me as if I were , again, from another planet, smile and then slowly back away.

My kids laugh about me sitting at some soccer games with our rescued Australian Shepherd, whose coat was too thick to shear, and whose bite was too much for any groomer. I therefore found myself slowly, over many games , cutting swatches of thick fur from the poor girl’s body, gathering it up into bags, and eventually having her comfortably and messily sheared, somewhat, for the summer heat.

Over the years, children grow up. After bringing my child to the cape, with her other children, each with a friend along, to set up tents by herself, and tarps, and feed and care for them all, my daughter recently commented on how ridiculous it was that this mom managed this alone for so long. 

It amazed me too, but often, if you are ok enough and supported enough, you end up doing these nutso, hard work things for your kids….things that use up your deep stored savings account a bit each time, unbeknownst to you. You dig deep and manage one kid thing after another, with as much grace and love and realistic honesty as you can manage, to give them the upbringing and then send-off that might hold them in good stead. And of course, because you love them so.

Last night, I finished the 2 mile walk by our big old river, and passed the mom and her sister on the way to my car. She and her husband divorced years ago, and I had not seen her since. By now, the wine was empty, and they were laughing and bending over with sisterly delight, their snacks gone and the sun almost out of sight. I wished them goodnight, and she called   “Hey, can you take a picture of us?” 

I agreed, took the phone, and snapped a number of shots, the last one including the descending deep red sun looming behind their backs, as they held each other and looked up with their familial delight.




A few years ago, I was taking my somewhat customary walk, after work, down along the Arroyo of the Connecticut River, near my office and home , when I came upon a woman I had known years ago, though daughters being best friend. She was seated with her sister, on a folded blanket, by the side of the dike, drinking wine, having a snack dinner, and laughing as the sun began it’s descent.

She recognized me at first by name, re-introducing me to her sister, whom I was introduced to maybe 15 years ago also, and then promptly forgot my name as she made small talk with me.

I wished them a pleasant time having a riverside sunset dinner, and walked on down the one mile to the path’s end, the ancient Oak, the deer path down to the river, and the perennial flock of Cedar Waxwing birds’ home in the vines beneath the trees.

Years ago, my middle child was 7, and began going to a charter school in the hill towns of this area. She flourished there, and in that small class she was in for so many years was another child to become a dear friend. Eventually they were at each other’s homes, and I was often driving them to and fro, as their mom was.

And so it came to pass that, as a parent, I would encounter this fellow parent over and over, in our town, at school, and eventually at a campground , where their family and ours often spent a week or so camping with our kids each year.

At the time, we had lived in a series of homes- two of which we owned, and then a total eventually of 21-  19 rentals. I had great difficulty living in apartment complexes where people parented in less than stellar ways. I simply, with an upbringing one could call ‘unthinkable’, could not manage. Thus we always were renting houses that then became unavailable eventually, when they were sold or rebuilt. 

We sometimes rented houses that had been, unbeknownst to us, “over” ‘treated’ with a pesticide, and as the symptoms (swollen lips, bronchitis the family-side, pale faces, twitchiness, and more ) became apparent, my time spent researching (with two babies and one older child, pre-internet time) increased until I realized the situation and forcibly pressed my poor husband out of that rental, with three children, two dogs and three cats, and into another. Which was new, and made of all kinds of fake, off gassing materials, which of course made us sick in new ways noone understood at the time, so we then had to enlist the help of all of our loyal friends and family to help us move once again to an additional rental. And another. And another, as circumstances changes, despite my abiding efforts to secure us a home that we could stay in.

When these two children met and became fast friends, I would go deliver my child to their immaculate, new but very fashionable home,  just enough in the woods to be lovely, but still accessible to town and school. The floors were clean, the laundry always in the process of really being folded, versus stationed somewhere looking as if someone was just about to fold it..any minute….really….actually, probably not. And this child’s mother made  wonderful meals on time,  and kept her perfectly clean, organized, decorated, multi-bath roomed, home. She would greet me during child exchanges, and as these things go, at times we would begin to talk about this and that.

Now, we parents all know that sometimes this blossoms…into something fun and light, or a deeper connection- that, when the children no longer like each other, can either end or be continued by adult choice. And sometimes it simply does not fit.

 So she and I would talk, and she would talk the way most of the very nice, normal mothers I was surrounded by talked. About school events, and recipes and child activities and tv shows and …I guess ….so many things that , at times, we had in common, and for the most part, was like two people with half a shared language struggling to find common ground.
 
Which was fine. Very nice person having my kid over while her kid came over, being a responsible parent I-could-trust-with-my-kid-even-when-they got-the-inevitable-school-age-lice-together. Over and over. And Over. And then went to camp together, at the last minute . She pesticiding the crap out of her kid’s head once and for all (she hoped) so that kid WOULD be happily ensconced somewhere ELSE for a week away and she would have 1/3 of a breather. Right?

 In the meantime, at said moment, I was sitting on the hood of our car, 2 miles down from the camp in question, in the same situation, with a partially hysterical husband irritated and overwhelmed out of his mind, one older kid at home, and the younger one twiddling his fingers trying to tolerate the situation while I slowly and methodically, one last time, dipped my kid’s head in essential oils, to kill the suckers, and then slowly and painstakingly located and removed every single little sucker egg from her sweet, semi-tantruming, mortified head, in order to deliver her to the beginning of the camp, trying somehow to look NOT like she had just spent hours on the hood of her car with her family in various states of emotional disarray while her mom nit picked her, successfully , I might add.

I often was in the position of being with other mothers, and feeling quite like a different species altogether. At Gymnastics, they would line up, perfectly dressed,  smaller children playing quietly and politely, while we all gazed obediently through the huge windows toward our soon-to-become-completely-famous small children, in their gymnastic clothing, going through the paces.

At times, the owner of the school would pull a mother aside at the beginning or end of a session, and quietly talk to them of the child’s acceptance into the next , more elite level of classes. In which case, no one would ever say one word, but the child and mother would disappear from the group experience, to reappear at another time with another group.

We parents were carefully urged to increase the number of classes a week, as a way of ensuring the eventual arrival of our beloved progeny into an elite group of pre-Olympic gifted individuals, with more and more pressure exerted upon both parent and child. Until the sane ones, in my mind, agreed with the kid and said ‘uncle’, and left off the whole escalating deal, never sure why the middle ground of love of gymnastics and development of upper body strength and agility could not have been enough.

It was with these parents that I learned the different-species deal, although when my husband brought kids, he fit right in with all those moms- discussing recipes and things that simply baffled my mind. Here were the main topics at the start of one lesson- 
1. How terrible it was to try to get your husband to eat vegetables. 
It simply never occurred to me to try to get my husband to eat anything. I mean, we were friends and lovers and partners and parents. Why would I think about trying to make him eat anything?

2. How terrible it was when one’s daughter tried to go to school with a wool pleated skirt on the bottom, and a velour top.
Really. I kid you not. And it went on, so many things they cared about and agreed on, and felt passionately about, none of which I had ever given a thought to, being a different species interested in different sorts of things, I guess. 

Eventually, I got smart, smiled, and would park myself on the bench, taking out a million things that either I was studying or needed to do or organize in a notebook, intermittently standing up and going to lean on the huge glass windows and watch my passionate kids doing their hard gymnastic work.

As years passed, I learned to understand the fellow/parent dance- the code words, the tell tale signs of resonance of interests or complete lack of anything in common.

When one then gets to know , somewhat surreptitiously, the parents and homes just enough to decide it is an ok place for the kid to hang out and play, and eventually measure up to the additional standard of ok to have overnights at.

I learned to have the prerequisite conversations that were polite and sincere and just enough with groups of parents that might have been from Pluto, and then settle myself down and do what I wanted- watch the kid soccer game or singing lesson or horseback riding lesson or basketball game or martial arts class- you name it. Watching enough to be involved and care and be there watching your sweet kid when they look over at you at a particularly stunning or miserable moment, but having things to do in bits and pieces that you could fill your own needs too.

I remember often filling capsules with herb formulas at indoor soccer games. The other parents would sidle over, and ask me what that amazing aromatic smell was. I would explain the Cardiovascular or Blood Sugar, or Bone Density or Sleep formula, they would look at me as if I were , again, from another planet, smile and then slowly back away.

My kids laugh about me sitting at some soccer games with our rescued Australian Shepherd, whose coat was too thick to shear, and whose bite was too much for any groomer. I therefore found myself slowly, over many games , cutting swatches of thick fur from the poor girl’s body, gathering it up into bags, and eventually having her comfortably and messily sheared, somewhat, for the summer heat.

Over the years, children grow up. After bringing my child to the cape, with her other children, each with a friend along, to set up tents by herself, and tarps, and feed and care for them all, my daughter recently commented on how ridiculous it was that this mom managed this alone for so long.

It amazed me too, but often, if you are ok enough and supported enough, you end up doing these nutso, hard work things for your kids….things that use up your deep stored savings account a bit each time, unbeknownst to you. You dig deep and manage one kid thing after another, with as much grace and love and realistic honesty as you can manage, to give them the upbringing and then send-off that might hold them in good stead. And of course, because you love them so.

Last night, I finished the 2 mile walk by our big old river, and passed the mom and her sister on the way to my car. She and her husband divorced years ago, and I had not seen her since. By now, the wine was empty, and they were laughing and bending over with sisterly delight, their snacks gone and the sun almost out of sight. I wished them goodnight, and she called   “Hey, can you take a picture of us?”

I agreed, took the phone, and snapped a number of shots, the last one including the descending deep red sun looming behind their backs, as they held each other and looked up with their familial delight.





No comments:

Post a Comment