10.24.15 Award ceremonies and spare parts

     In my Acupressure practice, Essential Healthcare, I used to give out awards, most often closer to the end of the week. As I worked on a client , I might announce that they won the 'Most Exacerbation From Unexpected Event Award', or 'Most Inflammation Award'.

     There sometimes was the 'Most Pain And Still Going' award for someone who was a hard working good sport at caring well for themselves but having a big load of lousy riled up pain we were settling .

     There was 'Most Depleted' category, thank you very much, the 'Best Escape' category , related to surprises and falls , and of course the 'Best Close Call', where someone finally learned to take the ongoing supplements , learned the Don't Get Sick Protocol , internal supplements and external applications and began evading every single virus that came at them!
     Course, the more serious situations didn't get awards, because they just weren't funny , being too close for comfort and all.

     But for a long while, I had a sign on one of my doors- Parts Department, with a list-
Legs -$20.
Arms- $20.
New fresh unused brain- $33.

Ankles- on sale, this week only , two for $5.
     Clients loved that- of course the Parts Department always seemed to be closed. Still, it made them all laugh.